January 2012
2 posts
2012: the year I marry breakfast.
HAPPY 2012, INTERNET. I hope you’ve resolved to bring about more cats this year.
December 2011
16 posts
Spontaneously telecommuting.
(Closing the tab with the Flash-loving site “solves” the problem.)
RT @tehawesome: Matt Damon plays an adventurous father who takes a big risk in the heartwarming comedy-drama We Bought a Zune.
Five-hour nap.
I am the .7%: http://t.co/d6bdBxzp
And thus concludes tonight’s segment of Lazy Housekeeping with Rachelskirts. Tune in next week for a special on candy wrappers as coasters.
RT @Cat_ebooks: Cats are sometimes referred to as “burritos”
Looted an Ultrasonic Screwdriver in World of Warcraft while stuffing my face with pizza and chocolate. Yeah, I’m pretty happy with my life.
RT @finslippy: AAAAAAIGH I JUST SAW MY CAT’S ASS
RT @cshirky: Dear Congress, It’s No Longer OK To Not Know How The Internet Works http://t.co/18NGrjun
Inbox Fifty-Four, for those of you needing a reason to continue sitting on the edge of your seat.
The Great Twitching Eyelid Massacre of 2011
RT @Skittle_Brains: “If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.” ~ Bean Burrito
Thought about tweeting. Fell up the stairs while launching the Twitter app. FIN.
Spent the weekend with Team Christmas. Received a great care package from Sexy Beast. Shocked the internet with my great nicknaming skills.
RT @Cat_ebooks: Infinite friends
November 2011
20 posts
To the person trying to log in to the @Skirts account: die in a fire! <3
RT @MadLibsMonday: Forty minutes left to register for Episode 5. You know you want to spend Thanksgiving thinking up silly words. http:/ …
Yeah, I am legitimately excited about the #CTFxCwedding. Congratulations to Charles and Alli!
Brought back eleven holiday beverages from @Starbucks for the church staff. Ten minutes. No mistakes. Legitimately impressed. AND HAPPY.
America runs on Dunkin, and now so does my iPhone. :( Okay, not really. It was church coffee. Services will be held on Friday at noon.
RT @Cat_ebooks: If your cat hates your friends, it s okay, you can find new ones
RT @woodelijah: http://t.co/MjlK9Rup only 4,000 away from the goal! Brazilian Guitar Fuzz Bananas!
If my brother’s plan was to inspire me to buy Modern Warfare 3 by having me watch him play the first two, well, success.
Pro tip: Always keep a spare copy of @kfan’s “Let’s All Find Awesome Jobs” around to give to a friend or family member in need.
I would pay so much money for a version of F.E.A.R. that incorporated the J key for “jazz hands.”
RT @Horse_ebooks: Well I have news
Cell phone at home. Fountain pen out of ink. Forgot part of my breakfast. It’s a First World problem kind of day.
So Angela Lansbury is still alive. That’s comforting.
RT @KentMarlboro: I bust into a 7-Eleven with my boys, shoot the clerk a compliment, he gives me a free Slurpee. #HugLife
Jolly Rancher pink lemonade lollipops are the best lollipops.
RT @Cat_ebooks: Look how cute you are. We’ll get you a boyfriend yet
RT @writetoreach: Just tried to put my elbow on my desk and missed. I’m on fire today.
RT @jzeitler: @Rachelskirts No no, you cannot be Catladriel, because in your test “cat” was singular.
Finally tallied up all of the Twitter accounts that I can remember creating. Yyyyikes.
Mad Libs Monday: Pilot http://t.co/dZ1j76Sd
October 2011
17 posts
Sometimes, I rediscover a stash of animated GIFs that someone made of me shooting lasers out of my eyes, and I feel good about my life.
Rumor has it that I eat cupcakes in an abnormal way. GUESS I SHOULD EAT SOME MORE JUST TO BE SURE. Maybe I’ll even vlog about it.
RT @CranberryPerson: You know what, honey, if you’re not going to let me get a crossbow, you can’t complain that we have mice.
Just put in my order to have @purekatherine glitter (yeah, that’s a verb) my shoes, AND SO SHOULD YOU, INTERNET. http://t.co/hWBcLoDq
RT @Scrangie: “MEATBALL PROBLEMS” is trending on Twitter. I think that means it’s probably time for me to go to bed.
To prove that I am fully out of control when it comes to online shopping and bedroom dancing, I just ordered a leotard and a sparkly skirt.
Tigers are the best.
I’m pretty glad I have people like @thursdayschild in my life to start panicking with me while we update our phones together.
RT @purekatherine: For the record, @Rachelskirts has just adopted me and is keeping me forever.
People who like pretty jewelry (and friends of those people) should check out what @leahpeah is making at @DandyGoods. AHEM.
So I guess I’m done being @Deadskirts now. I’ll credit my new Doctor Who poster/mosaic, which was hand-delivered by Matt Smith in a bow tie.
In case anyone is wondering, you’ll need almost 10GB of space if you’d like to fit the extended editions of the @LOTR movies on your iPhone.